An Equation In Awesome

What do you get when you add the reincarnation of Dimebag Darrell, who is running "Bear-aoke":

With Bubbles from The Trailer Park Boys

Singing "The Rodeo Song" in its original form
"Get off the stage you god damn gook"

And bottles of Canadian are only $3.50?

James' Black Bear Pub

Originally, we were going out to watch UFC, but then Kris realized the fights are on Sunday, not Saturday. So instead we decided to drive down Danforth and look for the skeeziest dive bar we could find. We found a few, and were originally going to bar hop between them. But we ended up staying here all night. I had no idea a bar this honky existed in Toronto. Seriously, I felt like I was out in Whitby, not Scarborough! All in all, though, it was a highly entertaining night, and Kris and I are totally going to go back there.